Sean Bean partially narrates this game I’m playing and it got me chuckling. Once upon a time folks got to see Sean Bean brutally decapitated in Game of Thrones (that show I no longer watch). This was the first of many main character deaths in that horror fetish of a series. But at the time folks tried to rationalize what had just occurred. I specifically remember saying to my brother, “It’s that much more dramatic because it’s Sean Bean.”
Wait, what? That’s probably one of the dumber things I’ve ever said. And man, do I spout some dumb shit.
For you see, Sean Bean does in fact die in everything he’s in.
And here’s even a Funny Or Die skit where Sean expresses his desire for a piranha based doom.
Sean Bean is only 58 years old, but perchance before he hits 60, he’ll be attacked by aliens. They won’t come to conquer Earth, they’ll just come for Sean Bean. And he’ll probably be smiling.
“Oh, hay there lads, got a ray gun I see? Well, make it slow, if ya can.”