[cue 1950’s instructional video introduction lively music; cut to man standing on a large, rectangular blacktop; he wears a nondescript black uniform; military in nature; he nods at information he reads from his black iPad]
Uniformed Man: Yes, yes, brilliant. [looks up] Oh, hello, I’m Grand Parade Ground Major Obey, and welcome to “Technical Difficulties Must Always Be Explained Without Thought”. In this guidance you will acquire the skills necessary to achieve true independence! It is where you live, but are actually not alive. It’s win, win! I hope you’re paying attention little ones, because soon you’ll be growing up, passing that special moment of your lives, and are thus directly accountable for your behavior. [wags spiny finger] And we all want to make sure we’re following the rules, eh? So, let’s begin our voyage of discovery, shall we?
[quick cut to late middle aged man walking down sidewalk on a sunny day; suburbia, like late 1950’s; he is lightly whistling; is seen to be happy] “Mister, mister!” [lovable little crowd of scamps stops him] “Do you have the time, Sir? Mama says we have to be back at 11 for lunch.” [looks at wristwatch] “Why yes young man, but you all had better hurry, it’s already 10:43.” [man observes one boy with a small switchblade, opened; light laughter from man] “Now young man, you can’t run with a knife like that, it’s unsafe, put it away now then.” [sheepishly] “Yes, Sir.” “Now run along little guys, don’t be late.” [boys scamper away, laughing]
[extreme record screech]
GPGM Obey: Now what was unhappy with that? Don’t they all look so content, a perfect interaction for a grand sunny day, right?
[menacing eyes] Wrong.
For you see, everything about this was incorrect. First off, that man should have taken out his smartphone and filmed the young little boy with the knife in hand. Then he should publish the content on all his social media accounts to shame the boy. But he’d be sure not to verbally tell the boy to put the knife away.
After all, we can’t interfere with total strangers. It might make somebody upset. [wry laughter] Also, the man should not have told them the time like a Gentleman. He should have admonished them with screaming profanity for being late and being so silly to not have a phone of their own. This type of behavior is necessary to make our modern world bright. [cynical laughter]
And don’t you think for a second the man could have pointed to his wrist to indicate the concept of time. [laughter] For you see, in our modern world where everybody obeys the rules, people have lost the concept of the gesture to the wrist to indicate the concept of time. And after all, if such simple gestures are not understood between humans? Well, that makes my job easier. [cynical laughter]
So in order to continue the doom, and to make sure everyone obeys the rules, we have to punish this man for being a normal human being.
[quick cut to scene of man executed by a jackboot firing squad; the brutality is horrific as he is broken in half by a barrage of large caliber rifle rounds to the torso]
Well, little ones, that’s all the time we have for today. But remember, what you’ve learned today, always applies at all times. And don’t forget, if you’re not following the rules? We’ll know. Huh, huh, huh.

if you showed this picture to anyone south of the age of 30, would they know what it means if the words “technical difficulties” was not printed atop of it? every youtube video puts those words atop of it when they show this, because they think you are stupid, and know nobody knows anything anymore

