If it is indeed true that all good things must come to an end, then it’s assuredly also true that all bad things never seem to end, or that things that were once good, but became bad, must last forever.
Were you once a young-degenerate-loser too? I sure was (past tense, I swear). Remember when this show was actually good? I bet you don’t. For if you saw the last few seasons / movie you undoubtedly came to the realization that when a show doesn’t end at the right time, it becomes horrible.
I’m not quite sure what Fox is thinking, other than that they’re banking on many degenerate-losers at least viewing it for nostalgia sake. But the last movie was awful and made no money.
If they want more money, they sure got off to a bad start. With the most boring trailer I’ve seen in a long time. Even the music sounds like it was written by a failed engineering student turned high-art-musician.
Eh, whatever, let’s have at it!
Why do they have to show her holding the phone with his name on it? Can’t they just have her answer and we hear his voice? Then we know it’s Mulder, without actually seeing the text. Do they think we forgot his name? Are they trying to trigger the part of our brains that’s activated by textual memories in addition to visual memories? Get outta my head, Fox!
But this is all besides the point because in fact, he’s standing right there! He’s thirty feet in front of her! Why is he even calling? He could just tap on the glass. If you rewind, you see from the aspect of her eyes that he is clearly inside the 45 degree arc that enables most humans to notice when another human is creepily standing in front of a glass door without knocking. What’s going on here? We haven’t even started and already I have no idea what’s going on again.
Evil! Drones are so evil. They’re the new black unmarked helicopters. Do you get it? Evil!
“Then do something about it, Mulder?” Uh, hey Mitch, you’re like the Assistant Director of the freaking F.B.I. Why don’t you do something about it for a change? Don’t you have like 3K goons on speed dial? How about you take care of this one instead of outsourcing the planet’s problems to a vicious-boring-sex-addict?
‘Splosions! I’m so excited. Nobody has ‘splosions on screen anymore.
“You don’t understand Scully, since the last time we slept together, I’ve become a vicious-boring-sex-addict.” Hey speaking of that relationship, what ever happened to their kid? Wouldn’t that, like, be kind of important to these two? Seeing as how it’s been like a decade, they should probably go check up on him, maybe baby needs a new trike? Seriously.
[unintelligible profanity] You, have, got, to be… [unintelligible profanity] What kind of c-grade nonsense is this? When we last saw this dude, he was getting his corporeal form incinerated by helicopter gunship rocket fire. How exactly do they plan to talk themselves out of this one? Time travel? Alien teleportation? Intervention by the Divine Almighty? Eh, whatever, I won’t be around to find out.
no, please no