If you’re a person who wants to assassinate your next door neighbor over the color of their shed? Or hug them because they’re fun and host barbeques? You’ve come to the right place. This degenerate blog is filled with shoddy humor and/or cynicism worthy of a drunken orc.

We’re thinking of a more humor based post next. But it’ll be tinged with dark humor. Kind of like how it’s funny when a happy bunny gets ripped apart by a fox while the coyote chases the roadrunner in the background. Are you still with me? Good. It means you’re one of the nineteen people and a squirrel who read this shitty blog.

[checks notes; shuffles papers; some papers scatter onto the ground]

Oh yeah, umm, …

Publications that I deeply respect have decided that everything, and I mean everything, depends on the outcome of America’s midterm elections. Iran, oil prices, what celebrities have for dinner, inflation, the price of salmon, and on and on on.

Guess what, friends? None of this matters. This is an organization that has failed to pass a budget on time since dinosaurs were alive. Read some of the older nonsense posts from this blog. It doesn’t matter who controls Congress. Either party. Congress is Congress. They will fail us all.

Control means nothing when Control is not properly implemented. At all.

Enjoy your day!

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