I find it hard to get excited over movies now. Everything kind of blends together. It’s all kind of the same, nothing’s really unique.
Even stuff I’ve loved for decades, like the James Bond series, has become tired. I should have known better, but I actually got really excited for Spectre, and it wasn’t all that good. I was genuinely bored watching Spectre. Even during the mind melting action scenes with planes and cars and speed and action? If I had a wristwatch, I’d have looked at it repeatedly. Don’t get me wrong, Spectre isn’t awful, but there’s just nothing exciting about it.
I have the same feeling with Star Wars. I think I’d walk out of the theater and be like, “Eh, that was okay, I guess.” Part of the problem is I feel like I already know what the plot of the movie is seeing as how we’ve all been bombarded by trailers and merchandise ads for like seventeen months. And now that I know the plot, I’m kind of already bored with it:
Rebel spy meets little girl who find Han and the Falcon, get attacked, we eventually see the Rebels (Not Rebels) again and there are X-Wings and another Death Star (checks watch) and a whole bunch of lightsaber fights (checks watch) and a big battle at the end.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure it won’t be awful, but there’s just nothing exciting about it to me.
It’s like they’re just going through the motions. Probably because JJ Abrams is just going through the motions. It’s the safe bet. This movie will make over $2B provided JJ just feeds a serviceable movie to the viewing public. As long as he totally doesn’t screw it up, they’ll do alright. It doesn’t have to be a masterpiece, it just has to not be bad. After the total disaster that was the prequels, folks will be glad to settle for decent, I assure you.
But what if the force is not with you? It’s not really with me, so I’m not even sure if I’ll see it in the theaters. I probably will, but I guess I’m just not feeling excited about it. That’s a bummer. Oh well.
My the cash be with you.