Well as it turns out science says there is in fact no new tomb rooms where they buried that Tut guy. But what does science know? Ground penetrating radar? Bah.
Over two years ago we predicted (among other things) that Tut’s new tomb rooms:
“Tut’s new tomb rooms don’t exist”
They could have saved all that radar money and given it to me. Beer isn’t cheap.
We here at TAP have all the answers. We know everything. Science knows nothing.
Why do I repeatedly post about Ancient Egypt stuff throughout the years of this degenerate blog? Eh, it’s kind of a childhood fad thing. In another life I’d be an archeologist digging up history.
I’d be solving the mystery of why Pharaoh X murdered Pharaoh Y to get the amulet and retain immortality without the use of the pyramids alongside some insanely beautiful French colleague and our lovable but oafish Dutch translator.
Then a truck bearing a black flag rolls up and I pull my Webley revolver, ready to duel with ISIS. But it ain’t ISIS, out from the tinted doors rolls Zahi Hawass wearing a pristine three piece suit, his trademark hat, and duel wielding a pair of Yugoslavian machine pistols.
He’s not out for blood. He’s just there for his plug. He screams at us, wide eyed:
Ahhh, now that’d be the life.
Where be this lady’s corpse?
Indiana Jones has nothing on you!
On Wed, May 9, 2018 at 07:41 The Arcturus Project wrote:
> gentlebenno posted: “Well as it turns out science says there is in fact no > new tomb rooms where they buried that Tut guy. But what does science > know? Ground penetrating radar? Bah. Over two years ago we predicted > (among other things) that Tut’s new tomb rooms: “Tut’s new” >