Today the sun came out for the second day in a row, which is pretty cool considering it spent the previous 11 days hiding behind thick clouds and rain. The temperature also dropped about 30 degrees, so for the first time this winter it actually feels like winter.
Does this mean we’ll soon see this again out back for my youngest to frolic around in?
Perhaps. Who knows what 2016 will hold for us.
But I know one thing is solved already, giant squids! Did you know they saw one just rolling around Japan three days ago?
And in today’s ultra-second-reaction-zone you’re like, oh, that’s neat. And you unthinkingly move on to the next article. But then you’re like, wait, what? Giant squid!
Except nobody seems to care, eh, where was the clickbait mania over this dude. He’s so awesome.
Hey remember all the days where every 8 months you’d see a new search for the giant squid adventure documentary on National Geographic or Discovery? Finding the giant squid was the nature equivalent of discovering Sasquatch, at least before he sold out to a meat processing ad company.
Seriously, here’s a documentary from 1994 entitled Sea Monsters: Search for the Giant Squid.
Now nobody cares. Well I care! We love you giant squid. Happy New Year giant dude. What does 2016 hold for you? What does 2016 hold for any of us?
Will Santa put a giant sloth under my bed, just to open the year for wackiness? Who knows? But I’m anxious to find out what this year holds for us all. Let’s go, friends!
“I have been provided with a prepositioned list of all your naughtiness.”
“Oh. Uh, …, want to pound some beers creepy giant sloth?”